Friday, October 5, 2012
'Heiii heiii heiiii' greeted the Purple guy . He smiled and sat next to me , just like any other normal day in school .
'Kau khusyuk sangat belajar pahal lek ah exam berzaman lagi' he said with a 'youre-such-a-nerd-Dania' look in his eyes .
'Ah aku nerd pun aku jugak bestfriend kau kan . Dah baca buku senyap-senyap kalau taknak dengar aku bebel ' and with that , I began to focus back on the book that I was reading and he , I noticed , was searching for something in his bag . 'Haaaa cari buku ah tu . Good now he's studying too , banzai brother! ' I said to myself , and the reading went on and on and on until ..
Someone tapped my shoulder . 'Woi kau asal main cuit-cuit bahu ish' I gave him such dirty looks because .. well .. a girl just wanted to study for her big examination so why can't you just leave her alone ..
'Takde masa aku nak main cuit-cuit bahu dengan kau , perasan , baca lah buku kau tu balik ' he returned the dirty looks and began to , again , search for something in his bag .
'Amende kau cari sebenarnya dari tadi seluk-seluk beg , buku tak keluar-keluar jugak' I nagged and nagged and nagged .
' Ish mak nenek baca je lah buku kau tu , aku cubit karang , baca bukuuuuu tuuuuu cepaaat takyah pandang kiri kanan lah , kau syok sangat pandang muka aku asal ' it was his turn to nag this time . So I read and read and read until reading became too mainstream (LOL) and once I've decided to stop reading , I looked at him .
'Apa kau cari tadi dalam beg ? Kau dah jumpa ? Kau bawak hazelnut chocolate untuk aku eh mana weh mana manaa manaaaaaa ' oh well , a child will always be a child .
'Tadi baca buku serious macam mak cik mana , sekarang mintak coklat macam budak kecik , hish Dania , Dania ' he looked at me and laughed .
'Tak kisah ah . So mana hazelnut chocolate aku ?'
'Aku bukan supplier kau okay ' he said , not looking at me this time .
'Fine ahhhhhh dah ada girlfriend nak bagi aku coklat pun susah sekarang fine weh fine aku ingat ' well he used to buy me a lot of chocolates though .. so why stopppp ?
'Ah kau, girlfriend tak habis-habis ,menyampah aku dengar . Alasan nak merajuk je en , girlfriend girlfriend girlfriend . Aku ada girlfriend betul-betul karang baru kau tau . Merajuk ah tiap-tiap hari , aku pujuk girlfriend aku je . Gigit jari kau tiap-tiap hari aku tak layan kau , mana ah kau nak cari kawan baik macam aku en . Nak sangat en aku ada girlfriend , kan , kan ' he stared at me .
'Aa..aku mintak coklat je , janganlah marah .' WHY SO SENSITIVE ABOUT GIRLFRIEND THOUGHHHHH ? ( Lalu aku pun tersentap dan merentap dan terus diam dua ribu bahasa ) .
The recess bell rang .
I got up quickly because I wanted to get out of the class as soon as possible .
I was seriously annoyed/sentap/bengang .
Seriously , I WAS JUST ASKING FOR A BAR OF HAZELNUT CHOCOLATE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD .
When I was about to reach the door , the Purple guy said
'Maybe ada chocolate bar dalam beg aku . Cari lah . Aku nak keluar pergi kantin ' he got up from his seat , walked pass me and went out through the door .
'Takpe aku beli sendiri nanti bye' of course I refused. Duhh .
'Heyy budak kecik , pergi dekat beg aku cari coklat okay , dah jumpa coklat makan ' err okay Dad ~
'Siapa budak kecik . Kau tu lahir lambat daripada aku sedar diri sikit dik ' I didn't want to lose .
'Dania , cari je cari coklat kat beg aku tadi kau nak sangat kan .Okay ? :) '
'Tadi taknak bagi . Sekarang paksa ambik .' URGHH I SO DON'T GET YOU . I was slapping him virtually in my mind at that point . Anyway , I went to his seat and took his bag . I began searching for the chocolate .
'Hmm kalau takde dalam beg aku , maybe dekat dalam beg kau . Ciao ' and he walked away .
Er , excuse me , but , I didnt bring any chocolate and that was why I had to ask for one from you ..
There was nothing to be found in his bag except for books and a pencil case .
'So do I search in my bag now ? But there's no chocolate in there urgh that guy's driving me crazy'
I unzipped my bag , and to my surprise , there was a hazelnut chocolate bar and a stuffed Garfield . Whuuuut ? Stuffed Garfield ? Stuffed Garfield ? Aegyoooo .
The Purple Guy , always a tone of surprise .
A puzzle that can never be solved ,
but interesting enough and worth a try .
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the purple guy, is it khamim zikri?
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