Alya , I would have attached your picture with this new entry but the internet is so freaking slow even my non-existent turtle pet can work faster than this super duper modern hi-tech thingy oh gosh . So , we'll see if I can attach a picture or two of you after this if my eyes arent too sleepy to wait for the pictures to be uploaded laah kot , hee :B
Tanggal 6 Jun 1995 , lahirlah seorang perwira negara loooooooooooooool say whuuuut . Its the 6th of June dude , Happy 17th Birthday ! Imagine me being there with a freaking huge giant birthday cake and nowwww on the count of three , blow the candles okay ! 1 , 2 , 3 . HAPPPY BIRTHDAAAAAY . I seriously didnt forget about your birthday , but you know me . I lost track of time and dates easily . So yknow , I've been fasting all day long and went to tuition blablabla and whatnot , I was pretty tired to be honest . I fell asleep around 10 or 11 PM . In my sleep , I remembered about something important and I told my body 'you fool , wake up now ! WAKE UPPP ! You NEED to wake up! ' . So , I woke up . Yknow what the important thing is ? No , not your birthday , but I didnt perform my Isyak yet HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA .
So I woke up and performed my Isyak all right ~ . I decided to spend some quality time with my laptop coz I wanna uninstall The Sims 3 from my laptop coz I don't wanna waste my time anymore . The moment my laptop is turned on , the screen showed 2:00 AM , 6/6/2012 and my dry lips ( perlu ke mention LOL ) whispered DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNN for 10 solid minutes . Can you imagine that ? Someone saying damn for 10 minutes without stopping ? Hahahaha . I was that disappointed with myself okay , tsk . I would have slapped my face for my .. 'frequently-losing-track-of-time' behaviour but I couldnt stand destroying such a cute face ... *vomits* .
And I logged on into Facebook and wrote an essay on your wall . Oh well , that essay is nothing compared to what I'm writing right now . Its 3 in the morning I tell ya and I'm still writing in front of the laptop like a professional novelist who's trying to finish his 15679423th novel . Please be proud of what I'm doing or else I'm going to throw a bowl of hot cantonese soup at your face . The eggs are good for your skin yknow . Then I stalked your Twitter and again macam 'DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN YANG TAK RAPAT PUN DAH WISH BIRTHDAY ALYA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN' and I created a song entitled 'ON 5th OF JUNE NEXT YEAR YOU CANT SLEEP AT ALL WAIT TILL ITS 12 AM BEFORE GOING TO BED OR YOURE GONNA HAVE TO EAT VEGETABLES '( vegetables are scary alright). Wanna see the lyrics to this song ? Ah , I'll just keep em to myself , even the title is embarrassing enough .
So bro , 17 huh ? How does it feel ? You feel them creases started to show up on ya forehead yet ? Muahahahaha . I hope you did realize that I am still 16 so please , you have to show a good example coz yknow , I'm still 16 , spell it with me , S-I-X-T-E-E-N . Unlike you , who is 17 , spell it with me , S-E-V-E-N-T-E-E-N . Major hikhook hikhook bahahahaha . *PLEASE FEEL OLD PLEASE FEEL OLD* . I just want you to know that you can be anything you want , just don't lose faith and keep your determination going strong aite ? You wanna be a dentist , you can be it . You wanna be a criminal , you can be it . You wanna be an elephant ? You can be it . Trust in yourself o o o o o kay ? Just like how I trusted Zayn Malik to propose me one day . Dont you dare go laughing at me , I have a dream ! And thats to be Mrs Malik . LOL unlikely to happen .
I know I am in no place to tell you all that , but I really don't care since its your birthday . People make wishes for you , so these are my wishes : 1)May you always be a good servant to Allah almighty. 2)May you always be a good daughter both to your Mama and Papa. 3)May you always be a good sister to your Abang, Kakak and Adeeb! 4)Be like the sun ! I hope you'll always be a good friend that always radiates sunshine-goodness to all her friends with vitamin D and stuffs Haha :D I mean , its Vitamin D right ? Kalau salah sah-sah Bio kena pergi tuition LOL . 5) May Allah gives you continuous strength for you to never stop trying and never give up in everything that you do . Believe you can and you're halfway there .
I'm talking all these talks coz yknow , we're about to sit the scary hairy SPM . And after that , we'll take different paths . We'll face the REAL WORLD ( highlighted in grey to implicate that it is a DARK word) . I don't know how it sounds to you but for me , the REAL WORLD ( again , the colour grey is used once more to .. yknow .. same case as above ) sounds crazy . And of course , scary . So sister , thanks for the memories and ohooooi we still got a few months before school ends . Lets live our school lives to the fullest shall we ? :) *I'm getting emotional* . A few more months and we'll be done with school . When did I turn this old :'( Oh wait ! You're OLDER OLDER OLDER OLDER OLDERR than me :p
Again , Happy 17th Birthday Alya . Thanks for being there all this while my good friend . May the odds be ever in your favor . Be a good kid and grow up into one beautiful , strong rose okay ? Shoot them useless people who brings you down with your thorns and make them bleed to death . And about the pictures I told you about earlier ... omg its 4:15 in the morning right now . I'll give it a try . Give me 5 seconds . 5 . 4 . 3 . 2 . 1 . Oh no the internet is still being a loser . So maybe you could open all the folders in your laptop and watch all your vain pictures alone without anyone else watching okay ? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA . Joke . Here's a picture omagadddd omagad HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT CHU DOIN MAAAAN .
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| I'm a birthday girl I can be anything I wanna be , you niggas aint got nothing on me . So long birthday girl xx Yours sincerely , Dania Natashya binti Hassan 4:30 freaking AM in the morning . I deserve a freaking award , jussayin . Make sure we meet up in London one fine day , lad . |
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